"Breakfast". Find the recipe here.
I'm writing to you from Day 2 of the Dr. Oz Detox. Yes, I am one of those people who has convinced herself that 3 days of starvation in the form of ill-textured and unplatatble drinks will ultimately lead to me transmogrifying into the sprightly, lithe, man-slaying woman I know I am destined to be. No, this is not the second time I've attempted this detox in 2013. Yes, it is.
I've always had trouble finishing cleanses. Something about the conscious restriction of solid food triggers the rebel side in me and I ultimately end up getting so angry with myself for saying I can't have something that I experience a rage-induced blackout and about 20 minutes later wake up next to a box of Sprinkles cupcakes (once it was actually a pot of quinoa because that was all I had in my kitchen after a typical "junk food banishment").
But, I figure it is 2013 and I'm pretty sure I'm committed to being a healthier person (she says, regretfully, as she chokes down the last of her "lunch") so I've decided that every week I'm going to test out a healthy (and palatable) recipe to share with you all. If any of you have recipe suggestions let me know please! Oh, and keep an eye on my instagram…if you see a sprinkles cupcake box in the next 36 hours, you'll know I've failed…and I'll probably be a lot happier than I am right now… x x