Tuesday, January 22, 2013

REBEL PHASE SERIES: Much Ado About Bangs (and short hair)






WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF GIRLS THE FOLLOWING POST MAY BE VERY CONFUSING AND NOT AT ALL FUNNY.  FEEL FREE TO FORGO READING AND ADMIRE THE PICTURES.

There's something going on with women and statement hair cuts.  Maybe it's the women's movement propelling into a new segment of those who refuse to listen to Cosmopolitan's 27,000 "pointers to getting your man" all claiming that the only way to get said man is by having long hair to hide your face (and opinions?) behind, but I figure it this way-- 

Michelle snagged Barack...
Hannah (Girls) has, well, Adam…
And I have, well…

Hmm….this argument is rapidly losing its validity.  Anyways, Hannah and I have our pride (and are not devalued) so why don't you lay this thing down flip it and reverse it (again, Girls). 

Anyways, all fictional or nonfictional, single or first lady, short haired women of the revolution aside, here are some women who will make you very certain to hide the scissors next time you pour yourself a cocktail. I'm insinuating that these cuts are so hot that if you don't hide the scissors you may wake up cuddled next to your detached ponytail after overindulging in skinny girl margaritas this weekend…in case my phrasing wasn't clear. 

(All images from Pinterest)

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